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To paraphrase US Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart when expounding on how to identify pornography in 1964, you’ll know it when you see it.
If you’ve ever had a father (or currently are one), you don’t need me to explain a Dad Joke. For most of his life (or at least as long as I knew him), he was a huge advocate and gleeful teller of Dad Jokes. But more importantly, we knew it would’ve made our dad laugh. “He died as he lived,” we’d say, nodding meaningfully. So we started telling people that he'd been killed by a colon parasite. We didn't want to be cheered up with idiotic aphorisms that put a positive spin on his medical condition.
He died of an enlarged heart, and when the news spread in our neighborhood, well-meaning friends and acquaintances would walk up to my brother and me and tell us, “Your dad died as he lived, with a big heart.” It never failed to annoy us.
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I like the bartender (Ooh if you're lookin' for me) I'm at the bar with her (Uh-huh, OK) I like the bartender (Yeah if you're lookin' for me) I'm at the bar with her (Oh uh-huh, OK) Got a brand new girl so I'm feeling all good inside (all good inside) Feel like I put some brand new 24's on a brand new ride (on a brand new ride) Triple shot of patron on the rocks with little bit a lime (with a little bit a lime) I'm just keeping it real (Uh-huh) Baby still working at the club so I'm getting in free (so I'm getting in free) Wednesday night I'm on the list T-Pain plus 3 (T-Pain plus 3) Every time I hit the spot baby girl taking care of me (taking care of me) How do you think I feel? Ooh she made us drinks, to drink We drunk 'em, got drunk And now I know she thinks I'm cool She gave me a wink, I winked back And then I think that, we gonna have fun in this bar tonight Shorty I'm sure you heard that I rarely ever come out (ever come out) Unless I'm in the M6 doing tricks freeway burnt out (freeway burnt out) Got a passenger side that's empty wanting it to be your spot (be your spot) But you on my billboard we can act like the charts gonna end up on top (end up on top) Don't smoke don't drink that's why I don't be by the bar baby (baby) Just lookin' at you from a distance looking like a God damn star baby (baby) So my girl don't see me T-Pain can I get those keys to the car? (those keys to the car?) 'Bout to go and Bang Bang Boogie with my cutie and I'll see you tomar' (see you tomar') Oh she made us drinks, to drink We drunk 'em, got drunk And now I know she thinks I'm cool She gave me a wink, I winked back (Uh-huh) And then I think that, (Uh-huh) we 'gonna have fun at my spot tonight.This is a story about one of my favorite dad jokes. Everybody's jockin' me as soon as I stepped in the spot (I stepped in the spot) 200 bitches in the bed and man ain't none of them hot (ain't none of them hot) 'Cept for this pretty young thing that was workin' all the way at the top (all the way at the top) Shawty what is your name? Ooh she made us drinks, to drink We drunk 'em, got drunk And then I think she thinks I'm cool She gave me a wink, I winked back And then I think that, we hit it off something proper like. Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club (so I went to the club) Put on a fresh white suit and a MiniCoop sitting on dubs (sitting on dubs) I'm just looking for somebody to talk to and show me some love (show me some love) If you know what I mean.
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